new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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