No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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