PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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