we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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