I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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