areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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