She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I smell like Dick and happiness
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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