Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
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