Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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