You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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