He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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