I CAN MOONWALK!
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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