How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
