It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
