He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Randomize
