just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
how drunk are you?
Several
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
