Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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