okay pat passed out under dana's car
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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