im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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