Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I am mentally ready for anal.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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