but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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