I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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