what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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