question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
vagina is talking i cant
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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