I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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