we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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