She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
someone owes me an orgasm
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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