Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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