I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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