last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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