Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
My cat gives me a boner
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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