I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
