Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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