I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
