normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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