shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Hippo gnu deer
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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