is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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