Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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