i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
What a dumb baby whore.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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