it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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