Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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