ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
