It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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