That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
Randomize
