ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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