Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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