Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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