only if we run a train.
done.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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