So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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