Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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